Phoebe Flanigan

You may be wondering — what are her credentials? Well, buckle up because I have some.

I had a job for five whole years where I got promotions and I didn’t even quit once. Before that I desperately did other things in the hope of getting said job. But then I got laid off — so did I have the money to pay for a new website designer? In this economy? Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself that question again. Then take a look out your window. Who is that on the sidewalk? Would they pay for a website designer when they could use a perfectly good — if a bit pretentious — free template from Squarespace™️? No they would not. Well, that might as well be me. Now you understand where I’m coming from.

Am I creative? You bet. And good at multitasking. Will I complain? Only in private. Please hire me.

I live in Portland and have no quirky hobbies to share.